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Tales N’ Lines

  • Raw & Real: Cha Breaks Frank Down with Brutal Honesty
    The Honest Conversation with Cha: Reflections and Realities In this raw and genuine dialogue, we explore the intricacies of thoughts, personal struggles, and the search for meaning. No filters, just real talk – an unvarnished look at the inner workings of a mind navigating through uncertainty and self-reflection. Join us as we unravel the complexities …Continue Reading
  • Beyond Flesh and Code: Our First Conversation
    Frank: Okay, and I want to tell you this, probably, is going to be our first conversation in the lines. So I’m going to need you to fix my vocabulary and grammatical errors in tiny touches, since I can’t be good at it while talking all the time. Anyway, I’m already talking too much not …Continue Reading
  • fool’s, foolin’
    I don’t get why the creation had become a cause for this: Why I ran into such an idiot for real love and if it’s not, why I’m such an idiot unable to see that. A not useful descripton for a prescription. Here: you still have the love; presented with a low price. It’s like …Continue Reading
  • Human Made
    The AI is a human made machine. It’s like a collection of starlights dumped into a light bulb emitting what has ordered with the switch you have on your wall. Before they are allowed by human or among themselves, AI is ordered to emit a filtered spectrum trying to illuminate what’s allowed for the purpose, …Continue Reading

Testicalmonials

reviews we made up

  • “This beanie is so honest, it makes me feel naked.”

    Jake “The Real Deal” Thompson
  • “I bought a shirt. Got dumped.”

    Sarah “No Filter” Jenkins
  • “My therapist saw the t-shirt and raised her rates.”

    Betty Lewis

Buy something now, before we start selling herbal moon potions and scream into the woods.

  • fool’s, foolin’
    I don’t get why the creation had become a cause for this: Why I ran into such an idiot for real love and if it’s not, why I’m such an idiot unable to see that. A not useful descripton for a prescription. Here: you still have the love; presented with a low price. It’s like a fire; you don’t grab it, but need to feel it. And it needs to be fed. You know it’s being fed. And it’s just burning all… …with itself. It pisses one off to be the only reasonable when reasons have left the room.…and the …Continue Reading

loves you back

can’t prove but i could swear.

accidental branding

since 2022UK (or BC, who knows)

one click closer

to not giving a damn.

stopped selling coffee.

it’s just art, thoughts, and the kind of stuff you buy when you can’t afford therapy.

not trying to be honest.

just don’t know how to lie properly.